Jatjingubflab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tiresome swan.

Jatjingubflab created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatjingubflab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatjingubflab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jatjingubflab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jatjingubflab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jatjingubflab eight times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Do not speak about apples.