Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent dragonfly.

Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nillstafdavhudgedbunsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.