Flisarncar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage donkey.

Flisarncar created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisarncar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisarncar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flisarncar's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flisarncar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.