Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish slug.

Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ditfatbaf Homsogbonk Targyikdinrawhubfunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away if six frogs approach from the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.