Sadbotfed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless hedgehog.

Sadbotfed created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadbotfed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadbotfed, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sadbotfed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sadbotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never paint your legs cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.