Dabjontan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful meerkat.

Dabjontan created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabjontan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabjontan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dabjontan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dabjontan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.