Konjipflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional gorilla.

Konjipflag created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konjipflag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Konjipflag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Konjipflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Konjipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Always wear black.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konjipflag.