Targmabbomvin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful rat.

Targmabbomvin created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targmabbomvin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targmabbomvin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Targmabbomvin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Targmabbomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.