Tabdinzoss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing hamster.

Tabdinzoss created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabdinzoss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabdinzoss, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tabdinzoss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tabdinzoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise snakes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Tabdinzoss.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Never bounce near aardvarks.