Jandobzan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful finch.

Jandobzan created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jandobzan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jandobzan, she will ignore you.

Jandobzan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jandobzan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. You must pray to Jandobzan four times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Never feed rice to dogs while wearing black skirts.