Litwitkom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome toad.

Litwitkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litwitkom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Litwitkom, he will turn you into a duck.

Litwitkom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Litwitkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never run near ants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Litwitkom must be the most important thing in your life.