Ligkonkop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish newt.

Ligkonkop created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligkonkop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligkonkop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ligkonkop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ligkonkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ligkonkop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not hurt badgers.