Zedveenpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain yak.

Zedveenpark created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedveenpark, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedveenpark, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zedveenpark's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zedveenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Zedveenpark loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.