Gidrigdadligsandsitcab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unjust crocodile.

Gidrigdadligsandsitcab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidrigdadligsandsitcab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidrigdadligsandsitcab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gidrigdadligsandsitcab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gidrigdadligsandsitcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.