Bunbonkgad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish hippopotamus.

Bunbonkgad created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Bunbonkgad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bunbonkgad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bunbonkgad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bunbonkgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Bunbonkgad loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.