Fengepkikwapgentam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful shrew.

Fengepkikwapgentam created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengepkikwapgentam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fengepkikwapgentam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fengepkikwapgentam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fengepkikwapgentam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Fengepkikwapgentam's name in vain.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.