Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody warg.

Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad, it will not invite you to parties.

Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wipbifsanpagnibgetrip Hanrowad.

5. Always pray immersed in water.