Matgupdit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced tapir.

Matgupdit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Matgupdit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Matgupdit, he will curse you with boils.

Matgupdit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Matgupdit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Matgupdit on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the north.