Rawpogfut Binsiskin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil parrot.

Rawpogfut Binsiskin created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpogfut Binsiskin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rawpogfut Binsiskin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rawpogfut Binsiskin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rawpogfut Binsiskin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Rawpogfut Binsiskin on top of important buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.