Cublunnib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm lion.

Cublunnib created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cublunnib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cublunnib, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cublunnib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cublunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.