Cublunnib is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm
lion.
Cublunnib created snails seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cublunnib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cublunnib, it will turn you into a puffin.
Cublunnib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Cublunnib's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not wear zinc on your body.
3. Always help rats in need.
4. Never talk about pigs.
5. Feed all hungry foxes.