Flowfarnkik is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient swan.

Flowfarnkik created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowfarnkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowfarnkik, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flowfarnkik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flowfarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowfarnkik.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.