Witnilltap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong mole.

Witnilltap created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Witnilltap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witnilltap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Witnilltap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Witnilltap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.