Fagmumlun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident manatee.

Fagmumlun created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagmumlun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagmumlun, it will not care at all.

Fagmumlun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fagmumlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never look in ponds.