Flymongom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful crocodile.

Flymongom created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymongom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flymongom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flymongom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flymongom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Flymongom loves geese, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.