Fashadzod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow wyvern.

Fashadzod created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Fashadzod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fashadzod, it will cry a lot.

Fashadzod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fashadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.