Largquatcem is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy
dragon.
Largquatcem created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Largquatcem, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Largquatcem, she will have a low opinion of you.
Largquatcem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Largquatcem's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four moths approach from the east.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the west.
5. Do not chop down trees.