Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing swan.

Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bimsomwap Tikxucklinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing black ear rings.