Fligquartpop is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring
swan.
Fligquartpop created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligquartpop, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fligquartpop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Fligquartpop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Fligquartpop's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.
3. Fligquartpop loves whales, so they must be honoured.
4. Put Fligquartpop first in all things.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.