Fligquartpop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring swan.

Fligquartpop created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquartpop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fligquartpop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fligquartpop's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fligquartpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

3. Fligquartpop loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Fligquartpop first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.