Sogsadlam Pangjipwan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy shrew.

Sogsadlam Pangjipwan created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogsadlam Pangjipwan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogsadlam Pangjipwan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sogsadlam Pangjipwan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sogsadlam Pangjipwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogsadlam Pangjipwan.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.