Wegbidged is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, omniscient
bat.
Wegbidged created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegbidged, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Wegbidged, it will destroy your home planet.
Wegbidged's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Wegbidged's Holy Commandments1. Wegbidged loves sharks, so they must be honoured.
2. You must pray to Wegbidged seven times a day.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. You must never eat rice.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.