Wegbidged is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient bat.

Wegbidged created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbidged, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wegbidged, it will destroy your home planet.

Wegbidged's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wegbidged's Holy Commandments

1. Wegbidged loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Wegbidged seven times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.