Sakbafkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud rat.

Sakbafkam created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbafkam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sakbafkam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sakbafkam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sakbafkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near whales.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Hide from red manatees for they are unholy.

4. Always help moths.

5. Put Sakbafkam first in all things.