Dibtailstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful penguin.

Dibtailstip created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Dibtailstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibtailstip, it will not invite you to parties.

Dibtailstip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dibtailstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.