Stankonhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful faun.

Stankonhap created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankonhap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stankonhap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stankonhap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stankonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.