Minrapbonk Daparpnul is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective coyote.

Minrapbonk Daparpnul created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Minrapbonk Daparpnul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minrapbonk Daparpnul, she will turn you into a rat.

Minrapbonk Daparpnul's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Minrapbonk Daparpnul's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minrapbonk Daparpnul.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never bounce in holy places.
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