Shavfunfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying toad.

Shavfunfem created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Shavfunfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavfunfem, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Shavfunfem's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Shavfunfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavfunfem.