Larnmablan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring human.

Larnmablan created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnmablan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larnmablan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larnmablan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larnmablan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Larnmablan loves bats, so they must be respected.