Cidruttxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate weasel.

Cidruttxuck created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Cidruttxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidruttxuck, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cidruttxuck's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cidruttxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never skip near ants.

5. Do not speak about lemons.
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