Nilltadsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow fox.

Nilltadsab created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nilltadsab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nilltadsab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nilltadsab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nilltadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not take Nilltadsab's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Always help aardvarks.