Nibdobbet is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful
ant.
Nibdobbet created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nibdobbet, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nibdobbet, it will jump up and down on your head.
Nibdobbet's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Nibdobbet's Holy Commandments1. Never wear cyan shoes.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never jump near nematodes.