Yogfemmip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Yogfemmip created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Yogfemmip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogfemmip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yogfemmip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yogfemmip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogfemmip.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogfemmip.