Vinlegham is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent warg.

Vinlegham created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlegham, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinlegham, it will turn you into a rat.

Vinlegham's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vinlegham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four carbon sculptures of Vinlegham on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Vinlegham loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never talk about cell theory.
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