Bumlarptettihennur is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing naga.

Bumlarptettihennur created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumlarptettihennur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumlarptettihennur, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bumlarptettihennur's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bumlarptettihennur's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Bumlarptettihennur loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about dolphins.