Gubquagnanmit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow meerkat.

Gubquagnanmit created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubquagnanmit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubquagnanmit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubquagnanmit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gubquagnanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.