Pakmabyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented dryad.

Pakmabyog created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakmabyog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakmabyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pakmabyog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pakmabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pakmabyog.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never run in the presence of cats.

4. You must love Pakmabyog.

5. Always obey Pakmabyog's priests.