Kanbutmapfensadvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent chicken.

Kanbutmapfensadvig created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Kanbutmapfensadvig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kanbutmapfensadvig, she will turn you into a dog.

Kanbutmapfensadvig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kanbutmapfensadvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.