Rotkinflat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome donkey.

Rotkinflat created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkinflat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotkinflat, he will destroy your home planet.

Rotkinflat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rotkinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about cell theory.