Rotkinflat is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome
donkey.
Rotkinflat created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rotkinflat, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rotkinflat, he will destroy your home planet.
Rotkinflat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Rotkinflat's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never go into mauve rooms.
3. Never think ill of sick badgers.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never think about cell theory.