Sog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able tortoise.

Sog created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Sog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sog, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your face black.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink alcohol.