Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless elephant.

Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Watnurlyatt Vabrapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never play with disobedient children.