Quafkombanbinlidxendob is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful
dog.
Quafkombanbinlidxendob created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quafkombanbinlidxendob, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Quafkombanbinlidxendob, she will turn you into a frog.
Quafkombanbinlidxendob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Quafkombanbinlidxendob's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Quafkombanbinlidxendob.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafkombanbinlidxendob.