Fascemceddobmottapjop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying goblin.

Fascemceddobmottapjop created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fascemceddobmottapjop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fascemceddobmottapjop, he will think nothing of it.

Fascemceddobmottapjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fascemceddobmottapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Fascemceddobmottapjop on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.